Gail has been welcomed into the secret Platt society. Last week I pointed out Sarah-Lou and David were sporting all-black Platt Family uniform. It looks like Gail's got her outfit from the warehouse now; her leather jacket must be in the hall. Perhaps they're ninjas.
Rosie Webster takes her intimate hygiene very seriously. She casually inquired if Sinead had a soap for her "frou-frou", which I initially thought was a poodle, but she clarified that she was after a "downstairs perfume". Rosie, the vagina is self-cleaning; shoving a bar of soap up there can be more harm than good. Besides, who really wants a lavender-scented tuppence?
Michelle has a skewed moral compass. Robert had barely finished telling her about the lost ten grand before she started planning a little insurance fraud. She then expanded this to blackmail (of her cousin, no less), before relenting a slightly and making her apartment available for some lesbian-based adultery. I hope she remembers all this the next time she sanctimoniously lectures someone about their failings (spoiler: she won't).
Sinead won't be invited back to the Jim Henson Workshop. It's always the quiet ones, isn't it? If I had to guess which of the cast would murder a load of Muppets and then turn their pelts into a coat I'd have gone with Tracy Barlow. Look closely and you can still see Fozzie's bow tie dangling off the back. Still, if it stops them from making any more films with Ricky Gervais it's a price worth paying.
Chesney's head must be made out of concrete. Obviously it's harder to cause yourself an injury, but shouldn't Ches have had that wound looked at by a medical professional? He was literally smashed in the face with a brick. I wouldn't want to draw conclusions from this, but if you can take a head injury like that and not even black out, maybe there's not much brain in there to get damaged. I'm surprised the show passed up the opportunity to send someone to hospital; this week we had both Anna and Seb going to Weatherfield General for the flimsiest of reasons. Perhaps the set's being repainted.
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This was the last week in British time...they're spoilers for the Canadian timeline. Perhaps we can hold of on these til then?
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