Rebound award: Eva snogs Adam.
Obnoxious award: Colin. What a creep! (there are many other less-family-friendly words I could have used. Choose your favourite)
Jimmy Olson award: Daniel, the intrepid reporter, takes on a lion in Pat Phelan.
The Big Red Wig award: Rita got wheeled off for brain surgery with not one hair shaved off her head, confirming what we all knew all along. It's a wig!
Second Hand Rose award: Gail gave Shona a Marks and Spencer (St. Michael brand) white blazer from her own closet, it seems.
Predictive dialogue: When an absent character is spoken about a few times, it's possible we will see their return. When we also see a photo of them and they seem to be inching into a plotline, Soap Law says it's almost inevitable. The imminent return of Vinny "Harvey" Ashford, then?
Afternoon Delight award: Daniel's (older) editor, Cindy, wasn't backward in coming forward, was she?
Pants on Fire award: Editor Cindy seems to be hiding the fact that she's married but Phelan saw her putting on her wedding ring. That little piece of information could be useful.
You Can Say That Again award: Ken admitted it's been "quite a year". Brian adds "Hashtag Understatement". They're both correct.
Phrase of Doom: Shona saying she's sure Dane won't bother them again.
Cake Fail: Simon's birthday cake for his grandfather. Roy likened it to one of Deirdre's pots!
Lines of the week
Bethany to Mel "You didn't do this to me, Nathan did"
Eva to Adam "Well don't think because I'm a bit teary I'm going to jump into bed with you because I'm not" (sure about that, are you? )
Shona about Nathan "Look at him. Mr. Nice Guy. This is going to be Oscar winning"
Rita "I don't want to end up like the Zambezi (club) Norris, a sad reminder of the woman I once was"
Todd to Colin "Is there sommat wrong with you?" (yes. yes there is.)
Phelan "I'm no killer" (everything else, though)
Roy to Fiz "I thought this was a question of morality, not superstition" (but I can see where she's coming from. Nobody wants to tempt fate.)
David "We're calling it what it is. Extortion" Dane "Are you doing him out of pity or guilt?"
David "Mum, we're off to the Peaks, we're not husky sledding to the North Pole" (you can never be too warm outdoors at night in October. Mark my words!)
Roy about Brian "His desire to be a martyr usurped his desire to be clean" (Ha!)
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1 comment:
Since the brain doesn't feel pain,
they only use a local anesthetic
when doing surgery on the brain,
they need the patient awake to ensure
that no extra damage is done during
the procedure.
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